FRANCIS'S BLOG 11/11/2026
Trick or Carrot! 🎃🥕
Good morning!
Yum! We’re getting carrots, Stormy!
“We haven’t had those in a while, Francis.”
“Are these organic, RC?”
“I’m still eating breakfast, Rose. I’ll let you know in a second.”
RC’s been eating carrots for 34 years. He can tell if they’re organic, or even how many days they’ve been sitting on the grocery shelf.
“True. I don’t mean to brag. . .
. . .but I’m a certified ‘carrot connoisseur!’” 🐎
Lots of news this Friday (video)
“Good morning! It’s sprinkling today.”
“Only last night Francis was basking in this glorious sunset:”
“The kitties are gathering for breakfast. I think we’ve mentioned before that a group of cats is called a ‘clowder.’ So, even when the sun is shining, it’s always a clowder day at the farm!”
Very droll, RC.
The chickens have new, high-capacity feeders:
The one in the other coop is a little smaller (27 chickens versus 15), but both should now feed them for days:
Finally, we have a lighting issue that requires attention:
This is giving me a headache! 🐴
RC doesn’t appreciate my help (video) 🐎
Apparently someone couldn’t make it to the nest last night. . .
But now it’s Thursday morning, and seeing YOU makes me smile!
Inside, Tyrus is playing with a snake! 🙀
Outside, Luna is fishing. . . 😺
Notice the baby fish in the lower right-hand corner:
Watch out for kitties, little fish. We’ll all breath easier when you’re as big as Mommy—or is that Daddy? 🐴
Anyway, here I am, helping RC clean up stray grains of breakfast:
Don’t fuss, RC. You know you wouldn’t have seen these. 🐴
Lots of hay, a lovely sunset, and lovelier chicken! 🐔
Good morning! I’m first to the hay today!
Oh! Look at this gorgeous sunset from last night:
Notice the rays making a “V”:
Speaking of gorgeous. . .
Our silver-laced wyandottes are getting silver-lacier every day! 🐔
A raspberry-flavored video! 🐔
“Good morning, all our friends!”
You’re looking good, Stormy. Clouds are rolling in, but for now it’s nothing but golden sun:
The kitties are hurrying to finish breakfast before someone shouts, “Release the hens!”
Speaking of hens, they’re lining up for Ann’s bush-ripened raspberries (more after video):
Anyway, it’s off to the front pasture:
It’s been shut down for the past two days, so the grass ought to be high and tasty. 🐴
Presenting…The Chicken Channel (2 videos)! 🐴
“Good morning! I’m one of the three Barred Rocks that ‘management’ has yet to name. I’ll be with you in a minute, as soon as I lay my egg.”
“Look at this colorful banquet of leftovers that Ann brought us today:”
“I think our colors say “autumn,” don’t you?” (more after video)
“On a day like this, with all these juicy vegetables and fries, where are the older chickens? WHAT? In the duck garage!?!?”
“They look like they’re ready to go back to bed!” 🐔
Slow news Sunday (video) 🐴
Good morning! There’s really not much going on today.
“Good morning, everyone. Remember, Francis, no news is good news.”
“Hey, why don’t you show that short video of Rose getting kicked—I mean, ‘being escorted’—out of RC’s stall?” 😺
Good idea, Onslow:
We’ll try to do better tomorrow. 🐴
Anything can be a cat toy (video) 😺!
Good morning! The good news is, it’s a comfortable 50 degrees, and it’s only 8AM:
The bad news is, it’s waking up the flies, so we’re all getting sprayed:
Those flies love my delicate donkey ankles. 🐴
Anyway, Chin and Bolt have dragged a pool noodle out of the arena:
Pool noodles are used to give the horses something safe to step over. It’s part of gradually teaching them to jump (but you figured that anyway, I’ll bet). 🐎
Golden afternoon (video) 🐎
Good morning! I have some lovely pictures for you from last night:
RC is grazing under an autumn moon:
What’s going on, Stormy?
Oh, Rose and I see. . .
Ann is shoveling out old coop sawdust:
It will decompose in no time, leaving only nutrients that will feed the grass. 🐴
Finally, if you’ve got 60 seconds, watch this video of us moseying down the hill. Not much is happening, but. . .
I thought it made a very mellow minute. 🐴
Don’t touch that Kelpie! 🐴
“Good morning! Do you see me? I’m waiting to pounce on a breakfast bowl as soon as it’s put down. I’m so happy Francis asked me to greet YOU. ❤️”
I hope they saw you, Chin, or at least your white muzzle (that cat door is showing its age).
Do you see me? I look so tiny in front of these statues of Scotland’s legendary Kelpies, between the towns of Falkirk and Grangemouth:
These statues are NINETY-EIGHT feet tall!
Kelpies are legendary Scottish water spirits that aren’t very nice. They take the shape of a beautiful white horse grazing peacefully, like this gorgeous creature that came from out of nowhere:
Folklore has it that they use their horse-handsomeness to tempt passersby to pet or ride them. Once that happens, the unfortunate traveler is stuck fast, dragged into the nearest water, drowned, and EATEN! HORRORS! Uh-oh, this horse keeps coming toward me. . .
You’re so pretty, you might be a kelpie! I’m running away as fast as I can! 🐴
Let’s go to the Capital of Scotland 🐴
Good morning!
On my first two days in Scotland, before I hit the Highlands, I clip-clopped up and down Edinburgh’s Royal Mile. It was lined with colorful shops. . .
And an occasional person in kilts:
There was also the spooky cemetery at Greyfriars Kirk (church):

Less spooky was the statue of Greyfriars Bobby. Everyone wanted to rub his nose. He was a faithful dog who guarded his master’s grave for 14 years:
At one end of the Royal Mile is Edinburgh Castle. . .
And at the other end is the Scottish Parliament building. . .
And just next door, Holyrood Palace:
Here I am in Mary, Queen of Scots’ bedroom:
I better not make a poopie in here! 🐴
Stormy’s lightning-fast tongue (video) 🐎
Good morning! Not a cloud in the sky, because you’re here!
Even Eva is here, and we haven’t seen her in 2 days. It’s not like you to worry the cat-cops, Eva:
I’m afraid I’ve been teasing ‘catering.’ I’ve been flipping my bowl, just before they try to put food in it (and then I cry about not being fed):
Speaking of food, Charlie is hogging Betty’s. And, to add insult to injury. . .
He’s on top of the heated cat tent—that’s Betty’s special place as a senior member of the farm! 😾
Anyway, let’s watch Stormy make short work of RC’s leftovers:
No pellet shall be left behind! 🐎
“I’ve got breakfast all to myself! (2 videos) 🐎”
“Good morning! I’ve about finished my breakfast and nobody else is in sight.”
“Oh, wait a minute. . .”
“Here come Stormy and RC (more after videos).”
“Come on, Francis. You’re upsetting the cat-cops. . .”
Don’t worry, RC. I guarantee the cat-cops will be happy!
Did you notice? There’s not a poopie this morning in the entire stable!
In fact, they’re so happy they don’t have to shovel anything. . .
We’re all getting an extra long brushing! ❤️
Let’s go back to the Fairy Glen! 🧚🏼♀️ (video)
Good morning! You make me smile!
Now, let’s return to the Fairy Glen, near the village of Portree, on the Isle of Skye, which is one of Scotland’s Inner Hebrides islands.
These conical hills were formed in prehistoric times by lava. The lava would gush up, each time cooling into successively smaller disks of stone:
Did you see me on the left? Let’s try illustrating how the lava cooled after each “spurt:”
When the ancient Scots saw these strange hills everywhere, they could only conclude that the fairies made them!
Makes perfect sense to me! 🧚🏼♂️
I do believe in fairies! 🧚🏼♂️🐴🧚🏼♀️
The prodigal Tux 😾
Good morning! I’ve certainly got the sun in my eyes today. It’s also quite chilly, about 35℉.
Two sparrows spent the night in the big chicken coop:
And where have you been, Tux? We haven’t seen your half-white nose in a whole week!
Oh, finally, here I am, back on the Isle of Skye, posing in front of where fairies are purported to live!
I’ll tell you more about this later, as I have to gather together my photos regarding this magical “Fairy Glen. ” 🧚🏼♀️🧚🏼♂️
Another COO video, and the colorful village of Portree 🐴
“Greg here, wishing you ‘Good morning!’ from the bathtub in the farm house!”
It looks cozy, Greg. I have Rose, RC and Stormy in charge of “lighting a fire under” the cat-cops to get us breakfast:
If you’ll notice, Stormy is stomping the ground:
Boy, do we need a “cleanup in aisle 2!”
Anyway, here I was, Sunday, Oct 11, scoping out some more of the Hiland’s hairy “cOOs!”
These hungry “gingers” were on the mainland near Loch Lomond:
They sure look like they eat well in Scotland. What a mountain of hay (more after video)!
When I was on the Isle of Skye, I stayed in the town on Portree:
Here it is on the map:
Goodness. . .
But those Scottish cat-cops like their bright colors, don’t they?
Very picturesque! 🐴
Fairy Pools of Skye (videos) 🐴
“Good morning! It’s a dreary morning, so I’m keeping cozy in here. Francis has some pretty waterfalls to show you.”
That’s right, Luna. Here I am at the famous Fairy Pools on the Isle of Skye:
It’s a mountain stream, creating misty waterfalls and crystal ponds. . .
One after the other. . .
If it wasn’t so chilly. . .
I’d have been tempted to dip my hooves:
Oh, by the way, we had to take a ferry boat to the island:
Very exciting! 🐴
Glad to be home with YOU ❤️ (video)
I loved my vacation, but I’m so happy to be back at the farm, I can’t stop smiling:
So, where did I go? The Scottish Hilands! Here I am, visiting with the Hilands’ most famous citizens—the Hiland Cows! (By the way, the Scots pronounce cow, “coo.”)
You won’t see cows like this in Geneseo.
I’m only beginning to sort out my hundreds of pictures and videos; but, let me start with Scotland’s finest:
What a lovely pair of redheads! 🐴
I’ll be back on Wednesday, October 14. 🐴
Good morning! I’ll be on vacation for about a week. I wish I were happier. . .
But I can’t stop thinking about how much I’ll miss YOU 😿. If I could only take my blog with me, but my “Hee-haw to text” feature won’t work on a laptop or iPad. I promise to share all my adventures when I return! ❤️
Sunday Potpourri!
First, let’s watch the hens beat it to the leftover Little Friskies (more after video)!
We’re all out in force to say Good morning to YOU! ❤️
Patches and Luna are playing “tree tag.” Patches is “it” and the tree is “base,” but you can only stay up there until Patches counts to 10!
So hit the ground running, Luna!
Finally, we’ve been trying to determine which one of the spring chickens has been the first to start laying:
It’s one of the Rhode Island reds!
Hopefully more of your “generation” will start laying, and your eggs will get bigger, little Red! 🐔
Let’s come to life with two videos! 🐴
Good morning! It was a little below 50 this morning, so (as our friends know), we’re standing sideways to soak up the sun!
The cats are sunbathing, too:
Stormy and Rose are already on their way to graze:
Now let’s watch Patrick and Aoife, then Severus and Sirius, come out of the duck garage, and then come Paschal and Ferdinand. You may know the ducks are separated this way because (1) they sometimes fight, and (2) only Paschal and Ferdie can be trusted not to cross the street (more after video)!
Finally, this second video is lovely me eating my pitifully tiny scoop of breakfast (more after video):
Please don’t think the cat-cops are starving me. I make up for it by eating Stormy’s leftovers. . .
And RC’s!
Yum! 🐴
Finally, no rain 😺
Good morning! Can you tell that my hair has received a lot of rinsing? It looks like I’m wearing a bustle:
“Your tanks have been completely refilled, Francis. I see the new baby goldfish I’ve heard about:”
“The hens and I really appreciated the stable during the rain—it was the only place where the dustbaths weren’t mud baths:”
I know kind of what you mean, Tom. The stable floor was the only place where we could knock the mud off our hooves. I think even the ducks were getting tired of it:
“Not really, Francis.” 🦆
No monkey shines 🙊, just donkey shines 🐴! (and a cat video 😺)
Good morning! It’s pouring. I’m reporting from Stormy’s stall:
It’s what happens when Management neglects to drop the lock in:
“Permit me to ‘escort’ you out, Francis:”
That’s alright, Stormy, I can find my own way:
Anyway, here’s one cat plus one raincoat:
It adds up to mischief:
Don’t worry, Luna, that cat-cop was not about to let you pull that wet raincoat onto that dusty ground. 🐴