“Good morning! If you were here, I would kiss you!”
Thanks for doing the honors, Rose. Now, would someone please give Dot and Patches their Goo-Tubes, so they’ll get off my back?
“Let’s appreciate the sun today, RC, it’s supposed to snow all weekend. Wake up!”
“I’m up, Stormy, it’s just the sun in my eyes.”
Finally, we were hoping Tom would give you a good-morning, cock-a-doodle-doo:
We had the camera rolling, and he was ready to go—but suddenly he got stage fright! What happened, Tom Turken?
“I’m sorry, I became self-conscious because, of all the people on the farm, “I’m the one who looks the most like a turkey! Let Thanksgiving pass for a few days, and then I’ll be over it.”