“Good morning! We’ve had a mouse crime here in the duck garage.”
Oh wow, Betty. The mice chewed through a new box of mealworms—they work fast!
“Don’t worry, everyone. I have ‘apprehended the suspect!’”
“Good job, Smudge! As Chief of the Department of Horsefarm Security, I’m declaring you an official DHS Junior Deputy!”
Good move, Onslow. 🐴