Good morning. It’s rainy and muddy. I’d love to talk, but right now DHS Security Chief Onslow has something important to report:
“Thanks, Francis. Mini and Tails are not with us this morning. Last night, they were apprehended by the cat-cops and escorted by pet-carrier to Atkinson, where Dr. Dana will subject them to ‘extreme vetting.’”
“I know I look serious, but this is a happy moment because when Tails and her daughter Mini return, they will be official citizens of Ann’s Horse Farm, and members of our family, as if they were born here.” ❤️
“I see the kittens are looking concerned. They want to know, ‘What is extreme vetting?’”
“It means they are getting all their shots and being spayed. What does spayed mean? Well, it means you'll be having no more brothers and sisters or nieces or nephews.” 😺