“Good morning! Before you come in, I want to warn you NOT to kiss Francis!”
I’m deeply hurt, RC! Who on the farm is more kissable than ME?
“Don’t worry, Francis. You are indeed the ‘fairest of them all,’ but you’re nuzzling poison ivy. It shouldn’t hurt your skin, like it does the cat-cops, but it could irritate your tummy.” 
Say no more, RC. I’ll hee-haw until management cuts it down!
Anyway, you know we told you on May 15 and May 16 that we think we’ve got a beaver trying to dam up our creek:
So, we put up a trail camera to see what happens when we’re all asleep. Did we see any beavers?
Nope! Just a pair of swimming raccoons (who we’re pretty sure don’t build dams). 🦝