“Good morning! I’m happy to greet you this morning, but I’m having a little trouble thinking of anything to show you.”
How about showing our friends what those silly indoor cats are up to, Stormy?
“Good idea, Francis. Here’s Greg, watching the news:”
“Tyrus was planning to shred this packing paper into a million little pieces, but the cat-cops stopped him:” 
“And Tiger was about to do the same thing to this bag. . .”
“But the cat-cops stopped him, too. 😾”