RC wants to tell you about today’s goings-on.
“Thanks, Francis. Good morning! Doesn’t it look like a nice day!”
“The cat-cops closed the gate to the front pasture today, so the grass could grow. Stormy and Rose were not happy (horses are creatures of habit).” 
“Oh my! Smudge got herself locked in the tack room all night! Well, Smudge, if you sneak in and the cat-cops don’t see you, that can happen.”
“I’ll bet you needed that drink. . .”
“There was no water dish in the tack room.” 😿