One of the windows under the barn had a broken pane. So the cat-cops removed the glass to keep certain quadrupeds with more height than brains from cutting themselves. Since an open window lets all those nasty polar vortices into a normally cozy area, the pane was temporarily replaced with cardboard and duct tape, but that got poked out; and then a carpet square was tacked in, and that got poked out. I wonder how?